Latest Jokes
What do you call a short, Irish Criminal who suffers fron Hansen Disease?
A Leper-con. Thank you for coming, pitch forks to the left, torches to the right. Thank you for being so…
A first time stand-up comic tells great jokes…
Turns out there a moderator on Reddit and they just erase the good jokes people submitted.
How do you curcumcise a whale?
Four skin divers.
A lawyer sold his well to an old man
Two days later, the lawyer came to the old man and said, "Sir, I sold you the well, but it's…
If I ever go to jail, my wife has my back for bail.
She never lets me finish a sentence.
I decided that I would host an “Emotion Party” get-together at my house…
The idea was you had to dress up as an emotion. The doorbell rings, and at the door was a…
A guy walks into a bar…
Ouch. How bad do you wanna bet the concussion is?
I went to the doctor with an ear infection
She asks me "What ear is it?" I look at her like she's an idiot and say "1999?" (Actually happened…
A man in a convertible is stuck in traffic
A woman of purchasable virtue leans into the man's car displaying her ample wares and short skirt. She tells him…
The King had the chamberlain beheaded
For giving him an obscene jester
I said to the doctor “I’ve got a problem with my ear”
He said "Are you sure?" I said "Yes, I'm definite".
God creates the dolphin
God [creates dolphin]: Welcome! You can speak, and this is the alphabet! Dolphin: What the FUCK is that? God: That's…
Me: “Squirting isn’t real, right? Isn’t it just urine?”
Them: "I meant any questions about the job"
There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the…
Grocery store…
A woman goes up to the man working in the produce aisle and says where is your broccoli? The produce…
This guy, Bob, recently moved to a new ranch, when he heard a knock on the door
He opens the door and the man at the door says: "Howdy and welcome to the neighbourhood. I'm Billy and…