Category: Long
A mother asks her son what he did at school.
The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that she orders him to go straight…
Husband : Where are you?
Wife : at home love. Husband : are you sure? Wife : yes. Husband : please turn on the microwave…
A guy finally gets a date with the hot girl at the office who has a reputation for being easy.
He wants to be able to impress her, so the day before the date, he goes to the local adult…
Aren’t older women great?
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Fifty years…
A man born and brought up in a developing nation
returns home after many years studying and working in a rich, developed nation. When he meets up with his childhood…
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the moral responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and…
Talking Dog
Talking Dog A guy walks into an empty bar with no money, but he has a dog. He tells the…
A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest.
So he decides to test this theory. He convenes all the couples he can find at a special seminar. He…
Help me, doc!
Guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I'm going nuts, you gotta help me." "Every night, I go to sleep, and…
Vegas
A group of guys go to Las Vegas for their friends bachelor party. As soon as they land the bachelor…
There was an elegant dinner party in Scotland long ago
There was an elegant dinner party at a castle in Scotland long ago. They served lampry pies, leg of lamb,…
A Man goes on Holiday…
A Man goes on holiday and asks his friend to look after his beloved cat, Tiddles. The man has a…
A guy had a hardware business selling nails, and it was about to go bankrupt.
He put out a job ad looking for a marketing executive. One day, a candidate shows up at the office…
A young man went into confession crying, and told the priest: “Forgive me father for I have sinned”. “What have you done?” asked the priest.
“A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained there until closing time and when I was about…
A young woman’s parents are excited to meet her new boyfriend.
This was the first time the 21 year-old had brought a man home to meet her parents. Her mother slaved…
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a…
A father, mother and their young son went out to spend time on the beach on a hot summer’s day.
As soon as they reached the beach they discovered that there was a black flag there, a sign not to…
A man was having a midlife crisis, so he bought a red sports car
As he's driving along a country road, with wind blowing through what's left of his hair, he hears a siren….
Drunk but Clever
A drunk gets home at four in the morning, looks at the clock, and says: “Shiiit… my wife’s gonna kill…
This young guy goes to a whorehouse on his birthday.
He walks in and the madam asks him how old he is, and he replies that it's his 16th birthday….