Latest Jokes
A man complains about his neighbour walking naked around the garden.
His wife says " you can't even see into her garden " The man replies, " Well you can if…
A mother asks her son what he did at school.
The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that she orders him to go straight…
I was at the hospital and I walked into a surgeon’s office. “Can I help you?” He asked.
“I keep thinking that I’m a moth.” I replied. “You probably want a Psychiatrist for that.” “Yeah, I know.” He…
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe
revising his draft of Being and Nothingness – a book about the philosophy of genuine choice versus just the appearance…
So this guy was flashing women at the park.
He saw 3 old ladies sitting on a park bench and went over and flashed them. The first old lady…
A boy came home from school looking a bit puzzled.
He asked his dad, “Hey Dad, did you go to the same school as me?” His dad smiled and replied,…
I heard that one of those “adult film” starlets was making a world record attempt in our town.
You know, the kind where she bumps uglies with as many men as possible in an hour. Outraged, I went…
A man walks into the library and picks up a book on how to commit suicide:
The librarian says, "Fuck you, you can't take that book, I know you are never going to give it back…
How is gender similar to the twin towers?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Husband : Where are you?
Wife : at home love. Husband : are you sure? Wife : yes. Husband : please turn on the microwave…
A guy finally gets a date with the hot girl at the office who has a reputation for being easy.
He wants to be able to impress her, so the day before the date, he goes to the local adult…
Mom, I am in a relationship with our neighbour.
"What? That's not ok. He could be your father!" "I don't care! Our love is pure and the age difference…
me: thank you for that glass of milk earlier
sperm bank employee: what glass of milk; me: the glass of milk that was sitting on your desk; sperm bank…
Interview
Four guys are standing on a corner – Chinese, Russian, American and Israeli – when a reporter stops to ask…