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A man complains about his neighbour walking naked around the garden.
His wife says " you can't even see into her garden " The man replies, " Well you can if…
I was at the hospital and I walked into a surgeon’s office. “Can I help you?” He asked.
“I keep thinking that I’m a moth.” I replied. “You probably want a Psychiatrist for that.” “Yeah, I know.” He…
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe
revising his draft of Being and Nothingness – a book about the philosophy of genuine choice versus just the appearance…
So this guy was flashing women at the park.
He saw 3 old ladies sitting on a park bench and went over and flashed them. The first old lady…
A boy came home from school looking a bit puzzled.
He asked his dad, “Hey Dad, did you go to the same school as me?” His dad smiled and replied,…
I heard that one of those “adult film” starlets was making a world record attempt in our town.
You know, the kind where she bumps uglies with as many men as possible in an hour. Outraged, I went…
How is gender similar to the twin towers?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Mom, I am in a relationship with our neighbour.
"What? That's not ok. He could be your father!" "I don't care! Our love is pure and the age difference…
me: thank you for that glass of milk earlier
sperm bank employee: what glass of milk; me: the glass of milk that was sitting on your desk; sperm bank…
Interview
Four guys are standing on a corner – Chinese, Russian, American and Israeli – when a reporter stops to ask…
The Vatican has expressed concerns about declining birth rates among the faithful.
The pope is in talks with American pharmaceutical companies to produce a new medication for ED that will change this….
What did the penny thief say during the high-speed chase?
“You’ll never catch me alive, coppers!!”