Superman is hovering over the skies of Metropolis…

He notices Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on the rooftop of a luxurious hotel suite, so he thinks to himself; "Hmm, if I can fly faster than the speed of light, I can probably have sex with her and she won't even know what happened!"

He swoops down to where she is, does the deed, then flies away with a big smile.

Startled, Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?"

"I don't know but my ass hurts," replied The Invisible Man.

Author: Joke Star

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