I told them how how I found this girl tied to a rail track. Being a gentleman, I untied her and took her back to my place.
They stared at me in awe as I recounted the evening. We had the best night and made passionate love over and again. In every room of the house.
One of my friends said: "Wow man. That's amazing. What did she look like?"
"I don't know." I said. "I never did find the head."
