Author: Joke Star
The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I’d like to masturbate in the cup
I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet"
We just found out my grandpa is addicted to viagra
…. No one is taking it harder than me!
What is Satan’s favorite subject to teach?
Trigonometry, there's a lot of "sin" involved.
What borders Stupidity?
Mexico and Canada
I randomly remembered this:
A guy calls 911. Guy: “Help, I’m out hunting with my buddy, Buck and he must’ve had a heart attack…
Who was the most frustrated ghost that ever existed?
The one that haunted Helen Keller's house.
I skipped seeing the endangered Rhino at the zoo this weekend.
If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.
A guy and his wife are watching a boxing match on TV. Although it was hyped as a great fight, it ends in a knockout early in the first round.
Disappointed, the husband sighs and complains, “After hearing how great it was going to be and getting myself all excited,…
Jay was a one-hit-wonder, he wrote 1 novel which was super successful, released 1 album which was equally successful, and painted 1 picture which sold for 10 million pounds.
However, after his successes, Jay's life fell apart and he later found himself struggling to support his 2 daughters and…
If Pac-Man owned a chocolate factory, what would he be called?
Willy Wonkawonkawonkawonka. 8 year old came up with it 😂🥰
The Judge says to the defendant, “on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?”
"Guilty", said the man in the dock. At this point a man at the back of the court stood up…
A poor girl is hanging out with two of her posh friends.
The first posh friend says: "My husband just bought me a yacht." And the poor girl: "Oh, how wonderful!" The…
A small boy asks his Dad, “Daddy, what is politics?”
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's…
I refused to believe that the physiotherapist could improve my posture
But after a few appointments, I stand corrected
The village barber shaves all the men in the village who don’t shave themselves.
'The village barber shaves all the men in the village, who don't shave themselves. Does the village barber shave themself?'…
A beautiful young woman was about to undergo a minor operation.
She was lying on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushed her…
A group of nuns is painting their convent on a hot summer.
"A group of nuns is painting their convent on a hot summer day. Mother Superior tells them to hurry up…
My doctor said I could get a brain transplant from a sheep…
…but he said it might cause some internal bleating.
I’m an engineering expert.
One summer I decided to build my own submarine. I took it out to the middle of the lake, put…