Author: Joke Star
My doctor told me I need to stop wanking.
Why, I asked! He said, because I am talking to you.
A huge parade is taking place in North London to celebrate Tottenham winning the Europa League. Some Arsenal fans have said they’ll attend…
As it's the closest the club have been to a European Trophy in years.
Talking Dog
Talking Dog A guy walks into an empty bar with no money, but he has a dog. He tells the…
I really wish people would stop making jokes about concentration camps, my grandfather died in one
He got drunk on duty and broke his neck after falling out of the guard tower.
An Indian man shows up for his first Karate lesson slathered in butter.
Apparently, he misunderstood the dress code.
Any motorcycle will last you a lifetime…
if you ride it fast enough.
What goes from 0 to 500 in 2 seconds?
Your mom's bathroom scale.
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
I rushed to my girlfriend’s place when invited me over to try out the sex tent she bought for our upcoming sailing trip through the Caribbean.
I got quite the lecture on how I need to listen more carefully.
The kids were asking about our wedding story…
I said, “It was a perfect day – sun shining, birds chirping, sailboats coasting by in the distance…” My wife…
A woman storms into the police station, visibly agitated.
“Officer! Arrest my neighbor! He’s a pervert and he’s been sexually harassing me!” The officer, trying to calm her down,…
After 5 years away…
After 5 years away from performing, I went along to see my favourite pornstar fuck a 1000 guys doggy style….
A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest.
So he decides to test this theory. He convenes all the couples he can find at a special seminar. He…
Nurse told me to wear loose clothing to the hospital
I responded, "I don't judge the morality of my outfits."