Author: Joke Star
A man is arrested and being interrogated by a cop.
The man says "I'm not gonna say a word without my lawyer present" The cop says "But you're a lawyer"…
Getting a second chance after death
3 guys die and get to the Pearly Gates. St Peter greets them and apologises, saying that Due to a…
My son came to me the other day and said he was sad because he was fucking ugly
I told him to dump her and get a hotter one
My gym bro picked up a part-time job as a fisherman.
He said: one way or another he'll get those mussels.
A man was out for a walk on a rainy day, when he passed by a tent.
Inside, was an unattractive, overweight woman, sitting on her sleeping bag, smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer. The man,…
My daughter came up with this:
My father used to beat me. Then I got better at backgammon.
A triangle man sees a triangle woman.
The triangle man notices that the triangle woman has two sides and one angle that measure the exact same as…
A man walks into the psychiatrist wrapped completely in Saran Wrap
The Doctor said, I can clearly see your nuts….
My wife says she’s sick of me pretending to be a detective. She thinks we should split up.
I said “great idea! We’ll cover more ground that way.”
Superman was at the bar drowning his sorrows…
The bartender asked why he was so glum. He told him "I got caught cheating on Lois by sleeping with…
Two explorers went deep into the African jungle, where they discovered an ancient, hidden tomb.
Before them was a glittering idol, solid gold and encrusted in precious stones. They stuffed it into their pack and…
Women always called me ugly until they learned how much money I have.
After that, they called me ugly and poor.
Know why the chicken went to the gym?
To work on his pecks
The inventor of auto-correct just died.
The funnel will be held tomato.
I read a fan-fiction of Greek mythology containing a romantic relationship where the hero was written so out of character they were basically the same character in name only.
It was called "A Ship of Theseus."
A woman is in court for shoplifting
The Judge asks the woman what she stole. “A can of peaches your Honour” she replies. The Judge thinks on…