Author: Joke Star
Interview
Four guys are standing on a corner – Chinese, Russian, American and Israeli – when a reporter stops to ask…
Aren’t older women great?
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Fifty years…
The Vatican has expressed concerns about declining birth rates among the faithful.
The pope is in talks with American pharmaceutical companies to produce a new medication for ED that will change this….
A man born and brought up in a developing nation
returns home after many years studying and working in a rich, developed nation. When he meets up with his childhood…
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the moral responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and…
What did the penny thief say during the high-speed chase?
“You’ll never catch me alive, coppers!!”
An old Jewish man sits in a subway station in communist Soviet reading a Hebrew newspaper
. A KGB agent approaches him. "Don't you know it's illegal to read Hebrew?" "Please have mercy. I'm old and…
What do you do when you find an epileptic in a bathtub?
Throw in a load of laundry. Be careful telling this joke. I told this joke at a bar one and…
I like people like I like my tea.
In a bag. Underwater.
I hit rock bottom last night
And Dwayne was pissed.
What’s the difference between a head and a house?
No one likes semi-detached heads.
A British mountaineer has reached the top of Mount Everest for the nineteenth time, a new record for a non-sherpa. Kenton Cool said he hadn’t planned to climb the mountain again…
but when he got back to base camp, he realised he'd left his phone at the summit.
Why are thermodynamics teachers always angry?
Because they always have heated discussions.
The UK government is investigating the use of chemical castration in prisons across England and Wales. They got the idea from the former Conservative government…
Who found it was the only way to get some work out of Boris Johnson