The first posh friend says: "My husband just bought me a yacht."
And the poor girl: "Oh, how wonderful!"
The second posh friend says: "My husband just got us a huge house on the coast of Tahiti."
And the poor girl: "Oh, how wonderful!"
One of the posh friends asks the poor girl: "And your husband, has he bought you anything?"
So she goes: "Yeah, he got me some diction lessons to improve my speech. So before I used to say 'axe' but now I say 'ask'; before I used to say 'exetera' but now I say 'etcetera'; before I used to say 'I don't give a flying fuck' but now I say 'Oh, how wonderful!'
