from a double glazing company phoned a man’s home one evening.
“Hello, sir, this is Superseal Double Glazing,” he began.
“I was just wondering if you might be interested in—”
“Hold it right there,” said the homeowner. “Before you start your sales pitch, can I ask you a question?”
“Uh, okay.”
“What has a one-inch dick and hangs down?”
“I don’t know,” said the salesman.
“A bat. And what has a seven-inch dick and hangs up?”
Then he put the phone down before the salesman could answer
