"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Go on, my child, you may confess." replies the priest
"Everyday for the last 6 days, I have been sleeping with women who are not my wife."
"I see, and this brings you guilt?"
"No– I mean yes father, they are very hot."
"And you find them more attractive than your wife?"
"Of course not, my wife is also smoking hot; but I digress, Father, how may I be forgiven?"
"Hmm… Squeeze 10 lemons or limes and drink the juice."
"Right away, Father, and will that absolve my sins?"
"No, but it will hopefully wipe that stupid grin off your face!"
