He opens the door and the man at the door says: "Howdy and welcome to the neighbourhood. I'm Billy and I'm your neighbour from the ranch up the road."
"Well howdy." says Bob. "Nice to make your acquaintence.".
Billy says: "I'm having a party this Saturday, starting around 8PM and I would love you to come so as to welcome you properly. There's going to be drinking. Fighting. And fucking. It'll be great fun.".
"That does sound like fun, Billy." Says Bob. "What should I wear? Is there a dress code?".
"Well," says Billy, "it don't matter. It's only going to be me and you.".
