Tag: Long
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
She asked the boy: “Michael, what is the matter with you these days? Your attitude stinks.” Michael answered: “I’m too…
There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the…
Grocery store…
A woman goes up to the man working in the produce aisle and says where is your broccoli? The produce…
Getting a second chance after death
3 guys die and get to the Pearly Gates. St Peter greets them and apologises, saying that Due to a…
A man was out for a walk on a rainy day, when he passed by a tent.
Inside, was an unattractive, overweight woman, sitting on her sleeping bag, smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer. The man,…
Two explorers went deep into the African jungle, where they discovered an ancient, hidden tomb.
Before them was a glittering idol, solid gold and encrusted in precious stones. They stuffed it into their pack and…
McDonald’s
An elderly couple walked into a McDonald’s and sat down at a table near some young people who were having…
The Americans accidentally launched a missile that fell on Soviet territory, destroying an entire city.
The US President calls the First Secretary: – Comrade, we are very sorry, it was a mistake, we will pay…
Jay was a one-hit-wonder, he wrote 1 novel which was super successful, released 1 album which was equally successful, and painted 1 picture which sold for 10 million pounds.
However, after his successes, Jay's life fell apart and he later found himself struggling to support his 2 daughters and…
The Judge says to the defendant, “on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?”
"Guilty", said the man in the dock. At this point a man at the back of the court stood up…
A small boy asks his Dad, “Daddy, what is politics?”
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's…
A beautiful young woman was about to undergo a minor operation.
She was lying on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushed her…
A rich drunk guy was getting in his car after losing money in the casino
A beggar comes to him, “Sir, can you please give me some money?” The rich guy replies, “I don’t have…
Three women are at a cocktail party.
The conversation turns to their husbands. The first woman, smiling smugly, says, "My husband is taking me on a romantic…
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door, she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
'What are you doing?' the mother exclaimed. The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents,…
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified …
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a…