A poor girl is hanging out with two of her posh friends.
The first posh friend says: "My husband just bought me a yacht." And the poor girl: "Oh, how wonderful!" The…
A small boy asks his Dad, “Daddy, what is politics?”
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's…
I refused to believe that the physiotherapist could improve my posture
But after a few appointments, I stand corrected
The village barber shaves all the men in the village who don’t shave themselves.
'The village barber shaves all the men in the village, who don't shave themselves. Does the village barber shave themself?'…
A beautiful young woman was about to undergo a minor operation.
She was lying on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushed her…
A group of nuns is painting their convent on a hot summer.
"A group of nuns is painting their convent on a hot summer day. Mother Superior tells them to hurry up…
My doctor said I could get a brain transplant from a sheep…
…but he said it might cause some internal bleating.
I’m an engineering expert.
One summer I decided to build my own submarine. I took it out to the middle of the lake, put…
Strong will
A beggar knocks on the door of a house and says to the rather fat housewife, who opens the door…
If I spit rhymes into a snorkel underwater…
Does that make bubble wrap?
A man goes into a circus tent, finds the ringmaster, and asks to join the circus.
"What's your act?" asks the ringmaster. "I do bird imitations," says the man. "Forget about it!" says the ringmaster. "No-one…
My buddy went to the hardware store.
He said "They doubled the price of the hexagonal thing with a threaded hole." I said "That's nuts!"
A mentally challenged guy had sex with multiple women and left without saying goodbye.
Talk of the town was that the nut screws and bolts.
A rich drunk guy was getting in his car after losing money in the casino
A beggar comes to him, “Sir, can you please give me some money?” The rich guy replies, “I don’t have…
A Miracle
What’s Jesus’s greatest miracle? Being over 30 and having 12 close friends.
I’ve been trying to explain the Sunk Cost Fallacy to my son for forty minutes straight now and he’s no nearer understanding than when I started.
But if I quit now I'll have had all this trouble for nothing!
I used to date a girl who was cross-eyed.
We broke up because she was seeing someone else.
I dated a girl with one leg.
She was a waitress at Ihop.