Author: Joke Star
my wife told me that having a small penis is not a big deal
but i still can't get used to her having one
Most people say they pick their nose.
But I feel like I was born with Mine.
A cold-caller
from a double glazing company phoned a man’s home one evening. “Hello, sir, this is Superseal Double Glazing,” he began….
What do Scarlet Witch & Daredevil both have in common?
They both wear red & lost their Vision.
What’s the difference between kinky and perverted?
KInky you use a feather, perverted you use the whole chicken.
Three women are at a cocktail party.
The conversation turns to their husbands. The first woman, smiling smugly, says, "My husband is taking me on a romantic…
A man enters a confession booth
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "Go on, my child, you may confess." replies the priest "Everyday for the…
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door, she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
'What are you doing?' the mother exclaimed. The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents,…
My vegan friend is named Hunter
But I call him Gatherer
What’s the difference between a flirt and a pervert?
A flirt makes sexually suggestive comments to someone they are romantically interested in. A pervert does the same thing while…
What does a battery and a butthole have in common?
You're not supposed to lick batteries, but you do it anyway!
What does cunnilingus and smoking a cigarette have in common?
The flavor changes when you get close to the butt.
My wife put on a sexy cop outfit..
My wife put on a sexy cop outfit and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed. After a…
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified …
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a…