The first guy said, I was so wasted last night I blew chunks on my back porch. The second guy said that’s nothing, I was at a wedding last night and tried to make out with my mother-in-law! The third guy said I got all you beat, I brought a prostitute home and forgot I was married to Kristen who happened to be home. The first guys like y’all don’t get it, chunks is my dog!
